Oh, for heaven's sake.
The Astro Twins didn't break up.
Dell Horoscope reports no change in scope.
There is no chair of Sedna Studies.
As far as I know, Evangeline Adams never challenged Julia Ward Howe to any sort of contest, chowder or otherwise.
John Silber has yet to implode.
I'm never hiring that guest blogger again.
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